Who cut other people open like cantaloupesīut if we can hump dead animals and antelopes We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"Īnd if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kissĪnd that's the message that we deliver to little kidsĪnd expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
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Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let looseīut can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head looseīut no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-whatįlippin' the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though" "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha) He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"ĭr. It's the return of the "Oh, wait, no way, you're kidding They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (agh) Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the doorĪnd started whoopin' her ass worse than before Y'all act like you never seen a white person before I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? It was sung by Eminem, featuring Eminem.Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? The The Real Slim Shady song lyrics is written by Marshall Mathers, Andre Young & Tommy Coster in the year 2000. Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck!Īnd put one of those fingers on each hand up?Īnd be proud to be outta your mind and outta controlĪnd one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with JergensĪnd I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workingĪnd every single person is a Slim Shady lurking I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm 30 The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'allĪnd I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at allĪnd whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like meĪnd just might be the next best thing, but not quite me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me I'm sick of you little girl and boy groupsĪll you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee.Īnd show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred DurstĪnd hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand meīut Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too! Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goesĪll you other Slim Shadys are just imitating Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elopeīut if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote We ain't nothin' but mammals-well, some of us, cannibals Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lipsĪnd if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kissĪnd that's the message that we deliver to little kidsĪnd expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-whatįlippin' the you-know-who, Yeah, but he's so cute though. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement Ĭhicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?ĭr. It's the return of the Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the doorĪnd started whoopin' her ass worse than before Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? Song Lyrics May I have your attention, please?
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